Robots gotta stay clean
so they can keep their metallic sheen.

Lack of yoo-man emotions
might make a robot seem mean,
but don’t be hatin’…
it’s just ‘cause
they ain’t got no heart, brain…
or spleen.

But to keep they metal bodies from bein’ dirty,
just like us, they gotta take baths.
Sometimes at night, around eight thirty.

And sometimes, they get bored in the tub,
Nothin’ to do,
Bubbles but no frien’,

So this robot has a rubber penguin.
His bath time frien’.
Jacob J. Penguin.

The Third.

Robots gotta stay clean,
but that doesn’t mean they can’t have fun.